Wanna be a Decorator with PEP ?

Two robust and ever faithful decorators R obert & Charlie were severely put to the test
this morning. Whilst trying to enter into the house, the owner broke the key in the lock !!
Not that it mattered anyway as the door was hanging off the hinges !!
They lugged all the materials up the stairs and into the flat, and lay exhausted for at least 20 seconds (so they say)

Fearlessly they were about to attend to the task in hand when the call of nature peeled loudly in Charlies ears. "Back in a mo" says Charlie to Robert. Ten seconds later CHARLIE WAS BACK. "There isn't any loo in the loo" says he to the owner. "Aye" says the lady of the house "its in the backgreen if you want to use it - I'm gettin a new one put in next week". Charlie looked at Robert - and Robert looked at Charlie, when an alternative was offered by the now perturbed lady of the house. I suppose you could use the 'bookies' on the corner !! The lads had to call it a day but had to take all the materials back down the stairs (cause the door was hanging of it's hinges !!)

Well lads, your booked in tomorrow again, and we would just offer some advice to our two magnificent troupers. Put your waterproofs on !!